The fucking mall

This is the one place during the holidays that I absolutely fucking hate to go and absolutely have no choice. My family likes name brand stuff, just like most people I imagine. Dillards is the place I have to go to buy moms favorite perfume. She loves Pleasures perfume and that is the only place I have ever found it. I make sure not to tell my siblings so I know I am the only one who can buy it for her.

Macy’s has the Ed Hardy stuff my little sister adores and even then it is sometimes hard to get unless it is the perfume. The clothes are hard to find unless I buy them online, which I sometimes do for her birthday. Christmas mail is too unreliable to buy online. My father loves ¬†gags and tricks to play on people, so I usually hit Spencer’s to buy him new stuff to torment the family and his co workers with. Still in all, the place will be packed and people will be cranky and rude. I feel sorry for the clerks that have to work in retail during the Holidays, because people just aren’t very nice anymore. I wish everyone a Happy Holiday.