The new Jersey Shores “reality show” on MTV is a blast. I love watching those college hoes. I can barely remember in my own life when nothing mattered except tanning, dressing like a slut and going out clubbing. I must have done something wrong, because that was a very short phase in my life – like not even the entire summer between high school and my first year of college.

College was fun but I took it seriously. I would go to parties and all, but I wasn’t looking for someone to marry and I wasn’t into the drugs and alcohol. I’m not lying!