Valentines day sucks ass

I cannot wait for this stupid fucking holiday to pass. This has to be the dumbest holiday there is and it totally sucks ass. All I see is a holiday manufactured by the card, flower, jewelry and chocolate companies to cash in on. It gives women an unrealistic idea of what men should be like all the time. It’s as bad as those idiot romance novels and chick flick movies. Totally unrealistic. There is no way for men to live up to that shit and then women get pissed off when we can’t. We are men. We fart, burp, scratch and generally are gross. We like it that way.

I hate having to live up to expectations like that. Sometimes, there just isn’t enough money for a lot of gifts or the relationship hasn’t reached a gift giving stage, and if you ignore the damned holiday then the relationship is doomed right then and there. Maybe I shouldn’t hate on it so much, but it is kind of hard not to. I don’t like to disappoint people I like and if I am dating a girl it means I like her. I might not be in love yet, but I like her just the same. I vote this holiday and unfair one.

Orange County Choppers

I am watching Orange County Choppers while I mess around online. I really like this shit. Paul Sr and Paul Jr are always fighting about something, even when they make up they still go at it constantly. I have never seen families behave like this in real life, at least not the families I know. Their motorcycles are the shit though. I would love to have a bike built by them. I know that Jr has his own shop now, so it would be hard to decide who to chose to build my bike. On one had Sr has the most experience, however JR has a lot of talent that cannot be denied.

Pure talent wins I think over experience, because he will always have something new and cutting edge. One of my favorite bikes is the black widow. It is just bad fucking ass. You just don’t see that kind of thing everyday. I think I would want something with dragons on it if I had them build me one. Something that speaks of my own ancestry and heritage. A custom bike should reflect the personality of it’s owner in my opinion. I am saving for a bike, but not just any bike, an Orange County Chopper.

I need a fucking lobotomy

Ok, not really but I am about to lose my fucking mind. The political crap going on right now is totally mind blowing. You have to just love watching the news every day because there is one scandal after another. I cannot fathom how people who stand up and preach about honor and fidelity and morals and have absolutely none themselves. Politicians are the absolute worst people. There is non stop corruption in our government and the whole system needs to be revamped. Especially the way we vote and the party system itself. As I sit here and watch the news I am disheartened by the violence as well.

There are so many people hurting not just each other but their own children. How the fuck do they justify what they do? Sometimes I wish the reporters would just stop. Stop reporting all of the bad stuff and give us more of the good. I know we can’t get away from the political spectrum but the rest of it we could definitely do without. At least the weather is nto that bad and we have had a mild winter so far.  I think I will turn off the TV for a while and read a book.

Flat screen fucking yea !

I bought a brand new flat screen TV and it fucking rocks ! There is nothing better then a new purchase for a persons home. Even better when it is something like a new TV.  It is an LG forty two inch LCD TV with HD and a built in DVD player. Oh yea, this bad boy is going to play the Super Bowl with style. I think I will have a Super Bowl party when it’s time. A few of the guys over and a lot of pizza and beer. That sounds like a definite plan.

I can’t wait till NASCAR starts. Watching the races on my new TV will be much better then the last TV I had. It was the worst. Now I don’t have to worry about it and I will be able to enjoy a few of my favorite programs better then I did before. Especially as I watch Dale Jr. kick ass around the track this season.  Maybe we can get lucky and Dale and Jeff can put a Bush out of business. That would be nice. Hell, I might even have a few NASCAR get together’s this season. I think it would be lots of fun.

The fucking mall

This is the one place during the holidays that I absolutely fucking hate to go and absolutely have no choice. My family likes name brand stuff, just like most people I imagine. Dillards is the place I have to go to buy moms favorite perfume. She loves Pleasures perfume and that is the only place I have ever found it. I make sure not to tell my siblings so I know I am the only one who can buy it for her.

Macy’s has the Ed Hardy stuff my little sister adores and even then it is sometimes hard to get unless it is the perfume. The clothes are hard to find unless I buy them online, which I sometimes do for her birthday. Christmas mail is too unreliable to buy online. My father loves  gags and tricks to play on people, so I usually hit Spencer’s to buy him new stuff to torment the family and his co workers with. Still in all, the place will be packed and people will be cranky and rude. I feel sorry for the clerks that have to work in retail during the Holidays, because people just aren’t very nice anymore. I wish everyone a Happy Holiday.