Man I forgot to eat breakfast this morning because I was running late for work and by lunch time I was fucking starving. Then my boss decided we needed to work though lunch to get this one project done and by the time I got off of work I thought I was going to die. I didn’t even bother coming home to eat, I just went straight to the Koi Buffet and pigged out. The Koi is one of my favorite restaurants. As you can see from the name it is a Chinese restaurant and has one of the largest Oriental buffet’s I have ever seen. You name it, they got it.
I must have eaten at least five heaping plates of food I was so hungry. I will probably regret it later when I can’t sleep from being too full, but right now I think it was worth it. I even ate from the Hibachi grill and had some Hibachi Shrimp and beef with noodles. They really are a top notch restaurant. I have yet to find any food on their buffet that I don’t like. The dessert bar is big too, not just ice cream and scones, but it actually has different flavors of Tiramisu.
This years Daytona 500 was insane. Between the rain putting the race off for a day and then more rain putting the race off till night time it is amazing the race ever got started. To top it all off the crash with Montoya and one of the safety trucks that was drying the track was unbelievable. The truck had a helicopter jet engine on it that drys the track during yellow flags. It also has the jet fuel in a large tank to run it. Montoya had a mechanical problem and spun out into the back of the truck at a rather high rate of speed.
The truck burst into flames and the fuel started spilling down the track on fire. It took a while for them to finally put the fire out and clean up the mess from the fire. Basically all they could do was dump massive amounts of water on it until they had watered the fuel down enough that it wouldn’t burn anymore. It was fucking crazy. I definitely wouldn’t have wanted to be one of those guys out there near that fire. You could see where the fire had burned so hot on the truck that it melted the fucking metal. I love Daytona, but the last couple of years it has been nothing but problems.
Now it is time to buy me a new fucking phone. I decided to get myself a new Android phone. They have the best applications and most of them are free. I have been using this old phone for two years and I am long past due for a new one. I don’t really know how I managed to keep from breaking this shit. It is a flip phone and everyone knows that flip phones break from constant use. I do use my phone a lot too. I am happy that it didn’t actually break too soon, because now I can afford to get a phone I really want.
I have been searching for the applications I like. One of them is the constellation app. If you turn on the app and hold the phone up to the night sky so the camera can see it, it will show you which stars are which constellations. It’s a cool as shit application and the ladies will love it. I am also going to have the hot spot as well. I have to pay extra for that but it will come in handy for when I want to take my lap top with me places and be able to use it successfully.
I cannot wait for this stupid fucking holiday to pass. This has to be the dumbest holiday there is and it totally sucks ass. All I see is a holiday manufactured by the card, flower, jewelry and chocolate companies to cash in on. It gives women an unrealistic idea of what men should be like all the time. It’s as bad as those idiot romance novels and chick flick movies. Totally unrealistic. There is no way for men to live up to that shit and then women get pissed off when we can’t. We are men. We fart, burp, scratch and generally are gross. We like it that way.
I hate having to live up to expectations like that. Sometimes, there just isn’t enough money for a lot of gifts or the relationship hasn’t reached a gift giving stage, and if you ignore the damned holiday then the relationship is doomed right then and there. Maybe I shouldn’t hate on it so much, but it is kind of hard not to. I don’t like to disappoint people I like and if I am dating a girl it means I like her. I might not be in love yet, but I like her just the same. I vote this holiday and unfair one.
I am watching Orange County Choppers while I mess around online. I really like this shit. Paul Sr and Paul Jr are always fighting about something, even when they make up they still go at it constantly. I have never seen families behave like this in real life, at least not the families I know. Their motorcycles are the shit though. I would love to have a bike built by them. I know that Jr has his own shop now, so it would be hard to decide who to chose to build my bike. On one had Sr has the most experience, however JR has a lot of talent that cannot be denied.
Pure talent wins I think over experience, because he will always have something new and cutting edge. One of my favorite bikes is the black widow. It is just bad fucking ass. You just don’t see that kind of thing everyday. I think I would want something with dragons on it if I had them build me one. Something that speaks of my own ancestry and heritage. A custom bike should reflect the personality of it’s owner in my opinion. I am saving for a bike, but not just any bike, an Orange County Chopper.