cocksuckers

I love going to the movies but those cocksuckers charge too much. It is difficult to take a woman out on a date when that date can break you. The economy is such that even a simple dinner and a movie will cost over a hundred and fifty dollars. That doesn’t include drinks afterwards if you are so inclined. How’s a man supposed to take his lady out if it means not paying a bill from his home to do it. I miss the good old days when things were cheaper. Gas was under two dollars a gallon and a movie was only a couple of bucks. You almost have to take out a loan to do anything now a days.

Ah well, I will persevere. It is time to get creative. If I really like the woman perhaps I will make her dinner and watch a movie here at home with drinks out by the pool. I am not trying to be cheap, but you know how it is. We have to get creative if we want to have a social life. I like entertaining though so it shouldn’t be a problem. I keep a clean house, unlike most bachelor pads, and my decorating has style thanks to a little help from my sister.

Don’t give me shit

Don’t give me shit for looking at your tits when you dress to show them off. I went out last night to the club and this chick got all mad because I looked at her tits. Well, she had them pushed up so far they were almost touching her chin and you couldn’t help but look.  Woman dress to attract the men to them and then want to get angry when you actually look at what they are showing off. I love the Play Dance bar and I go there a lot, but I think I am going to have to find a new place to play, because it has just gotten ridiculous.

Maybe it is time to go hang out at Tootsies Orchid Lounge for a while. I like to dance and talk to the women and if they are going to be so nasty then a new place is in order. I have been to Tootsies a few times and liked it, but it just wasn’t the same as Play Dance. Play Dance hops a lot harder then Tootsies, but I am going to convince a few of the guys and girls to switch with me. Maybe then I won’t have to deal with so much shit.

I need a fucking lobotomy

Ok, not really but I am about to lose my fucking mind. The political crap going on right now is totally mind blowing. You have to just love watching the news every day because there is one scandal after another. I cannot fathom how people who stand up and preach about honor and fidelity and morals and have absolutely none themselves. Politicians are the absolute worst people. There is non stop corruption in our government and the whole system needs to be revamped. Especially the way we vote and the party system itself. As I sit here and watch the news I am disheartened by the violence as well.

There are so many people hurting not just each other but their own children. How the fuck do they justify what they do? Sometimes I wish the reporters would just stop. Stop reporting all of the bad stuff and give us more of the good. I know we can’t get away from the political spectrum but the rest of it we could definitely do without. At least the weather is nto that bad and we have had a mild winter so far.  I think I will turn off the TV for a while and read a book.

Flat screen fucking yea !

I bought a brand new flat screen TV and it fucking rocks ! There is nothing better then a new purchase for a persons home. Even better when it is something like a new TV.  It is an LG forty two inch LCD TV with HD and a built in DVD player. Oh yea, this bad boy is going to play the Super Bowl with style. I think I will have a Super Bowl party when it’s time. A few of the guys over and a lot of pizza and beer. That sounds like a definite plan.

I can’t wait till NASCAR starts. Watching the races on my new TV will be much better then the last TV I had. It was the worst. Now I don’t have to worry about it and I will be able to enjoy a few of my favorite programs better then I did before. Especially as I watch Dale Jr. kick ass around the track this season.  Maybe we can get lucky and Dale and Jeff can put a Bush out of business. That would be nice. Hell, I might even have a few NASCAR get together’s this season. I think it would be lots of fun.

Shameless Tonight

No, I’m not planning on having a wild and crazy night tonight. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m planning on watching the season premiere of the TV show, “Shameless.” It comes on tonight on the Showtime cable channel. It is hilarious and the characters are a parody but there really are people just like that out there. I know some of them!