If case anyone needs to know whether or not I give a shit, you can always try Google. I Googled “where are all of Jun’s shits?” today and it came back with “no results found.” So evidently, I do not give a shit.
This years Daytona 500 was insane. Between the rain putting the race off for a day and then more rain putting the race off till night time it is amazing the race ever got started. To top it all off the crash with Montoya and one of the safety trucks that was drying the track was unbelievable. The truck had a helicopter jet engine on it that drys the track during yellow flags. It also has the jet fuel in a large tank to run it. Montoya had a mechanical problem and spun out into the back of the truck at a rather high rate of speed.
The truck burst into flames and the fuel started spilling down the track on fire. It took a while for them to finally put the fire out and clean up the mess from the fire. Basically all they could do was dump massive amounts of water on it until they had watered the fuel down enough that it wouldn’t burn anymore. It was fucking crazy. I definitely wouldn’t have wanted to be one of those guys out there near that fire. You could see where the fire had burned so hot on the truck that it melted the fucking metal. I love Daytona, but the last couple of years it has been nothing but problems.
Don’t give me shit for looking at your tits when you dress to show them off. I went out last night to the club and this chick got all mad because I looked at her tits. Well, she had them pushed up so far they were almost touching her chin and you couldn’t help but look. Woman dress to attract the men to them and then want to get angry when you actually look at what they are showing off. I love the Play Dance bar and I go there a lot, but I think I am going to have to find a new place to play, because it has just gotten ridiculous.
Maybe it is time to go hang out at Tootsies Orchid Lounge for a while. I like to dance and talk to the women and if they are going to be so nasty then a new place is in order. I have been to Tootsies a few times and liked it, but it just wasn’t the same as Play Dance. Play Dance hops a lot harder then Tootsies, but I am going to convince a few of the guys and girls to switch with me. Maybe then I won’t have to deal with so much shit.
I bought a brand new flat screen TV and it fucking rocks ! There is nothing better then a new purchase for a persons home. Even better when it is something like a new TV. It is an LG forty two inch LCD TV with HD and a built in DVD player. Oh yea, this bad boy is going to play the Super Bowl with style. I think I will have a Super Bowl party when it’s time. A few of the guys over and a lot of pizza and beer. That sounds like a definite plan.
I can’t wait till NASCAR starts. Watching the races on my new TV will be much better then the last TV I had. It was the worst. Now I don’t have to worry about it and I will be able to enjoy a few of my favorite programs better then I did before. Especially as I watch Dale Jr. kick ass around the track this season. Maybe we can get lucky and Dale and Jeff can put a Bush out of business. That would be nice. Hell, I might even have a few NASCAR get together’s this season. I think it would be lots of fun.
I am so hung over. Last nights revelries were fucking amazing. I took a beautiful blond out to dinner and then to a party at a friends house, before we went to a couple of clubs. The best place was BB Kings Blues club, where we ended our night after the ball dropped. I really love this place and you could tell she did too. We danced and had a great time without any incident. You really can’t beat the music in a place named BB Kings. I had to smile at that last as it is really an understatement, but you will know if you ever go there.
After I took the lovely lady home, I was still a bit amped and decided to go back to my buddy’s house. The party was still in full swing and it got crazy. That is where I got so drunk and why I am hung over as hell. I drank too much Tequila last night, my friend. That is ok though since I ended up spending the night and didn’t get home till a little bit ago. After a hot shower and food I am writing this then going back to bed. I hope everyone had a wonderful New Years experience. I know I did.